Don't Be Shy

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

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bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friend’s house:

  1. pet dog
  2. avoid parent
  3. don’t clog toilet

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itsleviooosah:

kvotheunkvothe:

forevvy:

 

Ten bucks probably feels like a lot of money to him, too. Like this wasn’t an idle bet.

$10 in 1945 is about $130 today

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artsyvegan:

I know that the Taco Bell Cantina veggie items theyre very popular amongst vegans, but I warn, DO NO GET THE CILANTRO DRESSING ALSO
Also for those inquiring. All the sauces they put in their burritos and tacos they all contain milk & eggs. Lastly the dorito tacos contain milk.
PPLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR OTHER VEGANS TO RECOGNIZE

artsyvegan:

I know that the Taco Bell Cantina veggie items theyre very popular amongst vegans, but I warn, DO NO GET THE CILANTRO DRESSING ALSO

Also for those inquiring. All the sauces they put in their burritos and tacos they all contain milk & eggs. Lastly the dorito tacos contain milk.

PPLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR OTHER VEGANS TO RECOGNIZE

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

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thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

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jaclcfrost:

sirknightart:

jaclcfrost:

stormer-me:

jaclcfrost:

[forgets what to say or doesn’t know what to say in a conversation] [glances off to the side] line, please

ugh yes. I suck at conversation

are you sure that’s the line

we are not very good scriptwriters ok

[throws hands up and walks off] i’ll be in my trailer

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